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The Vatican issued the following 10 commandments of driving:

1. You shall not kill.

2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

7. Support the families of accident victims.

8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

10. Feel responsible toward others.

 

I don't think these are all that great (and that's not just because I'm Reformed). Here are mine:

1. Thou shalt yield the passing lane to others wishing to travel faster than you.

2. Thou shalt not flip the bird to thy brethren.

3. Thou shalt not blast thy stereo while on city streets lest thou incur the wrath of its inhabitants.

4. Thou shalt use thy turn signals BEFORE initiating the turn, not during or after.

5. Thou shalt not take up more than one parking space, even if thy ride is "special".

6. Thou shalt obey stop signs and not roll through them.

7. Driving is not the proper time or occasion to read, put on thy make up, change the radio stations, or chatter mindlessly on thy wireless device-- thou shalt pay attention to the road.

8. Thou dost not own the road, even if thou drivest a BMW or Mercedes. Share it with thy brethren.

9. Make not thy vehicle into a political billboard with inane stickers.

10. Take a chill pill that thou expresseth not road rage.

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