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Britt Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member  Learning Contentment
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What's the funniest thing that happened to you while fishing? For me, it was having my brother cast and then lodge his hook in my nose. Ouch! 
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shimmy Original500© Member 
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Nothing for me, but a friend was walking in a creek, he wasn't paying attention to where he was walking ( was admiring the girls in their bikini's) he stepped of a small Dam. He only went down to about 8' , funniest thing to see him coming up for air. Also was embarressed cause the girls were pissng themselves laughing, same as us...
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Britt Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Learning Contentment
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shimmy wrote: Nothing for me, but a friend was walking in a creek, he wasn't paying attention to where he was walking ( was admiring the girls in their bikini's) he stepped of a small Dam.  Yep, THAT got their attention.
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librtyhead Original500© Member 
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I remember my grandfather standing in about 14 ft of water holding onto the motor my dad let slip off the dock and looking up at me still holding the motor in his arms. He looked up at me staring down at him from the dock and mouthed the words "help" but all that came out was a big bubble, it broke the surface and I yelled "let go of the motor!" .......he just shook his head...........I guess you had to be there, funny as hell and scary at the same time.
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the first time i took my son out diving some 5-foot barracuda fell in love with him. it followed him everywhere until my son freaked out over it. it was not threatening, simply curious. so finally my son wanted out of the water and all of us said 'get lost kid'.  wouldn't let him back in the boat. heh. sadly he never would dive again. ............then we were fishing off a bridge in the keys and hooked a 600-pound grouper...i was diving under the pilings and had a problem, but my uncle who had the grouper couldn't hear my distress. i was screaming and yelling and he didn't hear me! a guy in a fishing boat rescued me with cast net.
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Pussycat Forum-Blogger© Pioneer100© Member  Angel of Mischief!
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LC, What's a 'Grouper'? .. Whilst I am waiting to know what a grouper is, I thought I would share this with you. I thought it was very funny! A man was stopped by a warden in the Lake District recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing. The warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir! Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a load of rubbish! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "Okay, I've GOT to see this!" The warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH" "What fish?" the man asked. Last edited on 09:01 am by Pussycat |
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they are actually known as jewfish, but they're all gone now. here's an old pic (not my relatives)...grouper are delicious relatives. Attachment: Jewfish.jpg (Downloaded 14 times)
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Britt Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Learning Contentment
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librtyhead wrote: I remember my grandfather standing in about 14 ft of water holding onto the motor my dad let slip off the dock and looking up at me still holding the motor in his arms. He looked up at me staring down at him from the dock and mouthed the words "help" but all that came out was a big bubble, it broke the surface and I yelled "let go of the motor!" .......he just shook his head...........I guess you had to be there, funny as hell and scary at the same time. That is amazing! I would have been frightened, as well, though intrigued by the comedy of my grandfather standing underwater whilst holding a motor. What a story!!!
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Amy Original500© Member  ...going with the flow...
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not a mishap exactly.... When i was young our family used to go to Canada fishing every year. One day just my mom and dad went out on the boat. The weather started to turn bad, and they decided to head back, and right then mom got a bite...dad just sat back and watched her struggle for hours in the pouring rain...laughing all the while....she eventually pulled in a 26 lb Lake Trout, and won an National Angler award. They had it stuffed and it hangs over the fireplace with a cigar in it's mouth. I guess mom got the last laugh. ;)
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g097103 Original500© Member
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When I was running charters, one of my dive masters was in the habit of wearing these baggy trunks. We were off Ft. Lauderdale anchored on the Jay Scutty if I recall correctly when he jumped in to prep for the divers. A jelly fish went right up the leg of his trunks...He squealed like a little girl. It wasn't funny at the time but as time passed even he had to laugh at it.
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Britt Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Learning Contentment
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Amy wrote: not a mishap exactly.... Way to go, Mom! Guess we know who wears the waders in the family, hehe.
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g097103 wrote: When I was running charters, one of my dive masters was in the habit of wearing these baggy trunks. We were off Ft. Lauderdale anchored on the Jay Scutty if I recall correctly when he jumped in to prep for the divers. A jelly fish went right up the leg of his trunks...He squealed like a little girl. It wasn't funny at the time but as time passed even he had to laugh at it. Yikes!!! 
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