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 Posted: 03:56 am

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I wrote this on a site for admins and thought I'd copy it here in case some of you get a kick out of it.  There was a thread there by someone asking how to prevent Republicans from joining their site through a software solution somehow.  People gave serious solutions and it was basically a serious thread.  For example, one solution was to ask certain questions for registration and if the answers indicated too much of a Republican bias, never send the activation email.  So I posted a new topic is that forum mimicking their title, but replacing "Republicans" with "Liberals" resulting in a New Topic titled "Blocking Liberals from my forum site."  I don't post at that site often so they don't really know me, which of course made me chuckle a little more to myself.  I just felt like zinging all the liberals who got a kick out of the request in the other thread and were being smart-asses by praising it as a good idea.  So I thought I'd show them there's another smart ass in town.

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Hi, I have a forum site and would like to try blocking Liberals.  I can't find any software that does this so I am asking for help.  I would even consider custom modifications if what I need doesn't come packaged with it.  I've had some success with manual techniques I've developed, but it has alienated the productive members on the site and has practically destroyed my membership base.

Here is what I tried, and it worked, because I now have a ton of these Liberals.

* Unlimited PMs, sig abilities, and site access, even if you were too dumb or unwilling to earn them

* No rules - you shouldn't have to read and understand my English and discrimination against those who are behavior-challenged

* No pro-religion discussions allowed, instant ban for it (they loved that one).

* No pro-self-defense talk allowed either (if you even suggested your elderly parents should keep their guns instead of training in kung fu to deal with home invasions, you got banned on the spot).

* If you can't afford to donate or subscribe to the site financially, "credit" or duration were taken away from those that paid so that it is a more even playing field, things are more fair, and you get what you are entitled to

Please help me.  All my creative and independent thinkers have left, and I am stuck with this mob of freaks that constantly use a "give me/hands out" graphic to communicate with me and I CAN'T FRIGGIN STAND IT.

So please, how do I get rid of these liberals in an automated way?  They barely post for themselves and just keep asking for stuff.  PLUS, they keep referring subsequent generations of these sponges to my site.  I can't even block them because I removed any method of rejecting people so that I was "inclusive."

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 So please, how do I get rid of these liberals in an automated way? 
Hire the Big 4 MC's to shoot them dead in the street on sight.  A quick, efficient and totally reliable answer to that problem!!  :lmao: ::rotfl:: :rotfl: :cheer: ::appl:: :woohoo:

 

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UsedToRide wrote:  So please, how do I get rid of these liberals in an automated way? 
Hire the Big 4 MC's to shoot them dead in the street on sight.  A quick, efficient and totally reliable answer to that problem!!  :lmao: ::rotfl:: :rotfl: :cheer: ::appl:: :woohoo:

 



The scariest thing about the above post is that she probably isn't joking.
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Squads of homicidal maniacs roaming the land shooting people because of their beliefs ?, sounds familiar.............

 

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Further proof that Ninja has learned nothing of Bikers.  Let me spell it out for you, Ninja, if you care to replace your prejudice with facts.

First of all, this thread is a joke.  I responded in a joking manner.

Second, no MC out there - one of the Big 4 or otherwise - would take this sort of "job".  It isn't Club business, it doesn't actually concern them, and they would not be inclined to go out willfully breaking the law for someone's money.

So take your prejudice and your ignorance and.....well, you know where I'm going to tell you to stuff them.

Try learning something once in a while, instead of assuming and being just like the idiot masses who have garnered their opinion from movies and TV.  Admit for once that you don't know everything.  Or, in this case, anything.

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