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 Posted: 11:12 pm

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You might try something I've ...THOUGHT... of in the past.

MAIL a holdup note to the bank.

Say"

I have a gun.  Put $325,000 in a paper sack and mail it to:

xxxxxxx

Now maybe that's a crime.   I haven't researched it.   But I have met bank personnel who I believe might do it.   Especially if it isn't in the bank manual.

:cash:

 

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 Posted: 11:15 pm

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Pyrite wrote: You might try something I've ...THOUGHT... of in the past.

MAIL a holdup note to the bank.

Say"

I have a gun.  Put $325,000 in a paper sack and mail it to:

xxxxxxx

Now maybe that's a crime.   I haven't researched it.   But I have met bank personnel who I believe might do it.   Especially if it isn't in the bank manual.

:cash:

 

Your second sentence of the note should begin with "Please". My mother taught me to always try and be polite.




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 Posted: 11:19 pm

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Your second sentence of the note should begin with "Please". My mother taught me to always try and be polite.

 

You make a good point, but you still can't have my 25 cents:giantgrin:




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newbiecollector wrote: Your second sentence of the note should begin with "Please". My mother taught me to always try and be polite.

 

You make a good point, but you still can't have my 25 cents:giantgrin:

I don't want it, I would never take a guy's last 25¢.
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I have a large box of organic Snarol, if things don't work out.

I might be able to help if you can give me a good enough reason to care.

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aknow wrote:
I might be able to help if you can give me a good enough reason to care.

dr. Steve

It's me, I'm asking - isn't that reason enough?
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Your second sentence of the note should begin with "Please". My mother taught me to always try and be polite.
 

WRONG!    Adding "please" could make the teller suspicious that you might be a bank examiner.

This ain't simple.
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Impedimentus wrote: aknow wrote:
I might be able to help if you can give me a good enough reason to care.

dr. Steve

It's me, I'm asking - isn't that reason enough?

Well yeah, it would be if you were Salma Hayek, and you were here.::wiseman::
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KEERIST!!!    I feel so dumb.   I am ashamed.

HOW could this escape my steel trap intellect?

 

You are seeking TOO LITTLE!   If you were to request 27 BILLION dollars to assist in a "study" of people with little foresight.... (MINORITY people with little foresight).... you'd have a check by morning and a book deal by evening.  Perhaps even a photo op with the president or a candidate for same.

Mea culpa!

 
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Pyrite wrYou are seeking TOO LITTLE!   If you were to request 27 BILLION dollars to assist in a "study" of people with little foresight....
 



There's a problem with that though...

We've just had a recent study done at the national level of people with little foresight.

All of the study candidates worked at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, and they were able to shortsightedly spend TRILLIONS of dollars... not merely a few billion.

So I don't know if people would be interested in paying for another study so soon, with the all-too conclusive results already showing what happens when shortsighted people are given large amounts of money and free rein in spending it.

:yep:




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I don't know if people would be interested in paying for another study so soon, with the all-too conclusive results already showing what happens when shortsighted people are given large amounts of money and free rein in spending it.
 

While that is a valid point, my understanding was that Impedimentus didn't have the TIME to be ELECTED in order to loot grants, get campaign sponsors and such.


If, on the other hand, he is a DESPOT and can provide a massacre in his country or maybe just oil, he could have the money already.   Which would not of course preclude him from simply asking for..... more.

It is a complex issue.  I fear that I would need a grant myself to find a workable solution.

PayPal accepted.

 
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newbiecollector wrote:
You make a good point, but you still can't have my 25 cents:giantgrin:

If I stand here and look adorable, can I have it?   :bravo:   ::popcorn::
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Marie5656 wrote: newbiecollector wrote:
You make a good point, but you still can't have my 25 cents:giantgrin:

If I stand here and look adorable, can I have it?   :bravo:   ::popcorn::
Yep:giantgrin:




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Wow, Newbie, a bicentennial quarter.  Thanks.






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