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Chuck was always shy with girls. One evening, he got his best friend, Bob, to go with him to a singles bar. Bob, being very experienced, was supposed to help Chuck in his quest for female companionship, and sexual companionship.
One sweet young thing in the room noticed Chuck, thought he was cute, and decided to make contact with him. Since she was a little shy, she could not just go up to him, but had to use gestures.
"Bob," Chuck said. "That girl over there is giving me the eye. What should I do?"
"Give her the eye back," replied Bob. So Chuck, as best as he could, gave her the eye. A few moments passed.
"Bob," said Chuck, now getting rather excited. "She's smiling at me. What do I do?"
"Smile back," was the reply. So Chuck, trying to appear cool and calm, smiled back. A few more moments passed.
"Bob!" exclaimed Chuck. "She bent over and showed me her boobs. Now what do I do?"
"Show her your nuts," Bob calmly replied.
So Chuck turned toward the girl, stuck his thumbs in his ears, and waving his fingers stuck out his tongue, and wiggling it, exclaimed, "Bluble, bluble, bluble!"


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sometimes, what Tbone cuts and pastes is just not funny.  He uses the shotgun method.  Works for me.
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The first time I heard this, it was a redneck joke.  It is also a visual joke.
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Why is CLW using Bobpr to help him with women?   He can trick them into thinking he's Stephen King and can get any woman he wants.   At least for a one night stand which is plenty.

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CC wrote: Why is CLW using Bobpr to help him with women?   He can trick them into thinking he's Stephen King and can get any woman he wants.   At least for a one night stand which is plenty.

:exactly:

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