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goldseal wrote: foxglovepress wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: UsedToRide wrote: goldseal wrote: Frank had all the money, and was supposed to buy all the....
.....blow-up dolls.  So the group pitched in and came up with.....

the idea to blindfold Frank, knowing he would "feel" the dolls for...........


proper anatomy, the dolls were specially prepared beforehand, by....

 

Frank's wife, so they actually had the shape of a large balloon which caused all of us to..............


giggle uncontrollably::rotfl::, once his blindfold was in place, his wife......

 

 

gently directed him in a direction that wasn't the balloon at all, instead it.....................


Was a donkey, wearing a pink tutu, But Frank being the smart guy that he is, took the blindfold off, grabbed his gun and...


....only to be wrestled to the ground by LC, who then, with the help of others tied him to the back of the donkey and proceeded to parade him around....

 

 


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Now that frank was tied up, and everything was under control the group decide it was time to go out on the town, so with UTR leading the way, and newbie flying the plane, they all flew to Australia for....

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goldseal wrote: Now that frank was tied up, and everything was under control the group decide it was time to go out on the town, so with UTR leading the way, and newbie flying the plane, they all flew to Australia for....
a swim off the shark infested reef, however as they were approaching the water the donkey with Frank, came running up the beach and Frank was YELLING............




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foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: Now that frank was tied up, and everything was under control the group decide it was time to go out on the town, so with UTR leading the way, and newbie flying the plane, they all flew to Australia for....
a swim off the shark infested reef, however as they were approaching the water the donkey with Frank, came running up the beach and Frank was YELLING............

Stop we have to throw someone to the sharks before we go in, everyone stood around looking at each other trying to figure out who was going to get thrown to sharks, when UTR said..

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I'm going to need a piece of pvc pipe, some duct tape and a couple gerbils.

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g097103 wrote: I'm going to need a piece of pvc pipe, some duct tape and a couple gerbils.

at that point when the donkey heard the word "gerbils" it started running up the beach with Frank clinging for his life when all of a sudden............




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foxglovepress, and UTR grabbed Amy by the arms, tied her up ,and ....

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goldseal wrote: foxglovepress, and UTR grabbed Amy by the arms, tied her up ,and ....
Yelled to Frank that we could use Amy for shark bait because she was working with summer school stuff, and no one would suspect her not being around.  Then Amy..........




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....pulled out a chainsaw ,a quart of newmans own 1000 island dressing
and 3 large......

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bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.

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goldseal wrote: bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.
AMY.........having JUST returned from summer school and was very sharp, came up with a totally different slant on the situation, and when she told everyone they..............




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foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.
AMY.........having JUST returned from summer school and was very sharp, came up with a totally different slant on the situation, and when she told everyone they..............


should actually spare his life and feed the shark with the whale that had washed up down the beach, they....

 

 

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Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.
AMY.........having JUST returned from summer school and was very sharp, came up with a totally different slant on the situation, and when she told everyone they..............


should actually spare his life and feed the shark with the whale that had washed up down the beach, they....

 

 

they were all amazed at how "smart" Amy was because of the summer school stint so they decided...................




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foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.
AMY.........having JUST returned from summer school and was very sharp, came up with a totally different slant on the situation, and when she told everyone they..............


should actually spare his life and feed the shark with the whale that had washed up down the beach, they....

 

 

they were all amazed at how "smart" Amy was because of the summer school stint so they decided...................



that maybe her plans to take over the world weren't all that far fetched afterall...::rotfl::

and perhaps they should show her their allegiance and fall to their knees and worship her...:lmao:

but after that fleeting thought they....

 

 

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Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: bottles of hot sauce and said lets cook the donkey and feed frank to the sharks.
AMY.........having JUST returned from summer school and was very sharp, came up with a totally different slant on the situation, and when she told everyone they..............


should actually spare his life and feed the shark with the whale that had washed up down the beach, they....

 

 

they were all amazed at how "smart" Amy was because of the summer school stint so they decided...................



that maybe her plans to take over the world weren't all that far fetched afterall...::rotfl::

and perhaps they should show her their allegiance and fall to their knees and worship her...:lmao:

but after that fleeting thought they....

 

 

Were a little nervous to think she actually "thought" she could take over the world!  After talking about it for awhile, they were all in agreement and..................




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