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goldseal wrote: foxglovepress wrote: BRITT:
...a beached whale looking suspiciously like Frank after a night of too many cannoli.
"Help me," he WHALED (he-he), holding his swollen tummy with his right hand.
"It's our fearless leader Frank!," cried out Marie. "What should we do?" Her left flipper twitched nervously as she beheld Frank in his whaling splendor.
Britt had an idea. "Anyone for a little trampolining on the beach?"
UTR got an evil look in her eyes and bounded on top of Frank's tummy, bouncing up and down in her flip-flops while singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of her lungs.
"It's my turn!" Amy complained.
After UTR did a double-flip and landed on her butt, a sound not unlike the sonic boom of a Concorde flying overhead pierced the air.
UTR slid off Frank's tummy in a hurry. "She's about to blow!"
Foxglovepress, Marie, Amy, UTR and Britt ran to take cover behind goldseals' 1974 Gremlin.
Frank screamed and then...
FOXGLOVEPRESS:
Low and behold.........a MERMAID swam to the surface making her way toward the beach. Everyone ran to the shore line to see for sure if she had a "fin!" Even Frank rolled over and took a look. She was beautiful! UTR and FOX tried to lure her in even closer, while Amy Marie and Britt...................
Went to get a net and some rope so they could tie her up and take her back to New York and sell her .
AND SELL HER?  Frank didn't like the idea of giving her up so.................
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foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: foxglovepress wrote: BRITT:
...a beached whale looking suspiciously like Frank after a night of too many cannoli.
"Help me," he WHALED (he-he), holding his swollen tummy with his right hand.
"It's our fearless leader Frank!," cried out Marie. "What should we do?" Her left flipper twitched nervously as she beheld Frank in his whaling splendor.
Britt had an idea. "Anyone for a little trampolining on the beach?"
UTR got an evil look in her eyes and bounded on top of Frank's tummy, bouncing up and down in her flip-flops while singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of her lungs.
"It's my turn!" Amy complained.
After UTR did a double-flip and landed on her butt, a sound not unlike the sonic boom of a Concorde flying overhead pierced the air.
UTR slid off Frank's tummy in a hurry. "She's about to blow!"
Foxglovepress, Marie, Amy, UTR and Britt ran to take cover behind goldseals' 1974 Gremlin.
Frank screamed and then...
FOXGLOVEPRESS:
Low and behold.........a MERMAID swam to the surface making her way toward the beach. Everyone ran to the shore line to see for sure if she had a "fin!" Even Frank rolled over and took a look. She was beautiful! UTR and FOX tried to lure her in even closer, while Amy Marie and Britt...................
Went to get a net and some rope so they could tie her up and take her back to New York and sell her .
AND SELL HER? Frank didn't like the idea of giving her up so.................
he let out a HUGE belch....which stunk so bad, it knocked everyone out, giving himself time to roll into the water towards the mermaid. When he reached her, he...
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Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: goldseal wrote: foxglovepress wrote: BRITT:
...a beached whale looking suspiciously like Frank after a night of too many cannoli.
"Help me," he WHALED (he-he), holding his swollen tummy with his right hand.
"It's our fearless leader Frank!," cried out Marie. "What should we do?" Her left flipper twitched nervously as she beheld Frank in his whaling splendor.
Britt had an idea. "Anyone for a little trampolining on the beach?"
UTR got an evil look in her eyes and bounded on top of Frank's tummy, bouncing up and down in her flip-flops while singing "Bohemian Rhapsody" at the top of her lungs.
"It's my turn!" Amy complained.
After UTR did a double-flip and landed on her butt, a sound not unlike the sonic boom of a Concorde flying overhead pierced the air.
UTR slid off Frank's tummy in a hurry. "She's about to blow!"
Foxglovepress, Marie, Amy, UTR and Britt ran to take cover behind goldseals' 1974 Gremlin.
Frank screamed and then...
FOXGLOVEPRESS:
Low and behold.........a MERMAID swam to the surface making her way toward the beach. Everyone ran to the shore line to see for sure if she had a "fin!" Even Frank rolled over and took a look. She was beautiful! UTR and FOX tried to lure her in even closer, while Amy Marie and Britt...................
Went to get a net and some rope so they could tie her up and take her back to New York and sell her .
AND SELL HER? Frank didn't like the idea of giving her up so.................
he let out a HUGE belch....which stunk so bad, it knocked everyone out, giving himself time to roll into the water towards the mermaid. When he reached her, he...
realized that they BOTH had fins, and since that's not what he was intending, he begin to yell and scream until.................
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Everyone woke up, after listening to frank they decide to catch the mermaid and sell her to Sea world or some exotic seafood restaurant and split the money evenly and spend it on....
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Amy who just returned from speaking with the mermaid...was appalled by what she was hearing... "Need I remind you who's in charge here!?" "Emily (the mermaid) came to ask for our help and you're talking about killing her?!!! Her children are caught in a fishing net...we need your help to get them free...." She turned to head back towards Emily and....
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Posted: 06:56 pm |
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Amy wrote: Amy who just returned from speaking with the mermaid...was appalled by what she was hearing..."Need I remind you who's in charge here!?" "Emily (the mermaid) came to ask for our help and you're talking about killing her?!!! Her children are caught in a fishing net...we need your help to get them free...." She turned to head back towards Emily and....
yelled "Not to worry Emily...I AM in charge here!" Then she turned to everyone standing on the beach and told them right out, that they we're going to find some............
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manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day.  When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
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Amy wrote: manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day. When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
everyone laughing because Amy now had a FIN! After they settled down, and realized they could actually loose Amy, they put their heads together and came up with a plan which included, they.....................
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foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day. When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
everyone laughing because Amy now had a FIN! After they settled down, and realized they could actually loose Amy, they put their heads together and came up with a plan which included, they.....................
made goldseal the new ruler of the world.................knowing he was hardly ever around, they all thought they could finally raise havoc!! Pretty soon, they begin to realize they would miss Amy, so they ..............
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foxglovepress wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day. When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
everyone laughing because Amy now had a FIN! After they settled down, and realized they could actually loose Amy, they put their heads together and came up with a plan which included, they.....................
made goldseal the new ruler of the world.................knowing he was hardly ever around, they all thought they could finally raise havoc!! Pretty soon, they begin to realize they would miss Amy, so they ..............
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after Amy helped rescue Emily's children from the fishing net, Emily wanted to show Amy where they lived, they proceeded deeper into the ocean, beyond where the suns rays reached...but Amy noticed that there seemed to be a light coming up from below, as they went deeper the light grew brighter. Suddenly they reached the edge of an abyss, Amy realized that the light came from thousands of irridescent creatures...the likes of which she had never seen. Emily took Amy to her home, an ancient shipwreck, which had become part of the landscape. It was beautiful! The creatures that lived here, lived in peace, no natural predators as they all ate crill and kelp. Amy enjoyed swimming and playing with her new friends, but realized that she had been oblivious to the amount of time that had passed, when she suddenly became aware that she was ravished, crill and kelp could not satisfy her appetite, she must have a steak! Afraid that she might try to eat one of the shrimp swimming by, she told Emily that she must get back to the surface. Emily understood and made a inaudible whistling motion...suddenly, Marie's penguin appeared out of nowhere...she grabbed Amy by the fin and started to go back. But Emily stopped her, she swam into the wrecked ship and came back with what looked like a whistle, Amy knew that Emily would come to her aid should she ever need her. With that they waved goodbye and disappeared up into the black water above....
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Posted: 07:12 pm |
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Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day. When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
everyone laughing because Amy now had a FIN! After they settled down, and realized they could actually loose Amy, they put their heads together and came up with a plan which included, they.....................
made goldseal the new ruler of the world.................knowing he was hardly ever around, they all thought they could finally raise havoc!! Pretty soon, they begin to realize they would miss Amy, so they ..............
.......
after Amy helped rescue Emily's children from the fishing net, Emily wanted to show Amy where they lived, they proceeded deeper into the ocean, beyond where the suns rays reached...but Amy noticed that there seemed to be a light coming up from below, as they went deeper the light grew brighter. Suddenly they reached the edge of an abyss, Amy realized that the light came from thousands of irridescent creatures...the likes of which she had never seen. Emily took Amy to her home, an ancient shipwreck, which had become part of the landscape. It was beautiful! The creatures that lived here, lived in peace, no natural predators as they all ate crill and kelp. Amy enjoyed swimming and playing with her new friends, but realized that she had been oblivious to the amount of time that had passed, when she suddenly became aware that she was ravished, crill and kelp could not satisfy her appetite, she must have a steak! Afraid that she might try to eat one of the shrimp swimming by, she told Emily that she must get back to the surface. Emily understood and made a inaudible whistling motion...suddenly, Marie's penguin appeared out of nowhere...she grabbed Amy by the fin and started to go back. But Emily stopped her, she swam into the wrecked ship and came back with what looked like a whistle, Amy knew that Emily would come to her aid should she ever need her. With that they waved goodbye and disappeared up into the black water above....
Little did she know, that 9 months had passed...when she reached the surface she looked up and down the beach for her friends...
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Posted: 07:22 pm |
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Amy wrote: Amy wrote: foxglovepress wrote: foxglovepress wrote: Amy wrote: manners! or she would keep them busy doing 'feel good' exercises for the rest of the day. When she arrived where Emily was she dove in to discover that the fairy tales about being able to breath underwater while with a mermaid were true! The two of them swam towards the fishing net, and Amy looked back to see....
everyone laughing because Amy now had a FIN! After they settled down, and realized they could actually loose Amy, they put their heads together and came up with a plan which included, they.....................
made goldseal the new ruler of the world.................knowing he was hardly ever around, they all thought they could finally raise havoc!! Pretty soon, they begin to realize they would miss Amy, so they ..............
.......
after Amy helped rescue Emily's children from the fishing net, Emily wanted to show Amy where they lived, they proceeded deeper into the ocean, beyond where the suns rays reached...but Amy noticed that there seemed to be a light coming up from below, as they went deeper the light grew brighter. Suddenly they reached the edge of an abyss, Amy realized that the light came from thousands of irridescent creatures...the likes of which she had never seen. Emily took Amy to her home, an ancient shipwreck, which had become part of the landscape. It was beautiful! The creatures that lived here, lived in peace, no natural predators as they all ate crill and kelp. Amy enjoyed swimming and playing with her new friends, but realized that she had been oblivious to the amount of time that had passed, when she suddenly became aware that she was ravished, crill and kelp could not satisfy her appetite, she must have a steak! Afraid that she might try to eat one of the shrimp swimming by, she told Emily that she must get back to the surface. Emily understood and made a inaudible whistling motion...suddenly, Marie's penguin appeared out of nowhere...she grabbed Amy by the fin and started to go back. But Emily stopped her, she swam into the wrecked ship and came back with what looked like a whistle, Amy knew that Emily would come to her aid should she ever need her. With that they waved goodbye and disappeared up into the black water above....
Little did she know, that 9 months had passed...when she reached the surface she looked up and down the beach for her friends...
and saw that 3 of them had turned into now, 6 of them! hahaha Scratching her head, she wondered who the father was since the men had been booted, then it dawned on her that............
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foxglovepress wrote:
and saw that 3 of them had turned into now, 6 of them! hahaha Scratching her head, she wondered who the father was since the men had been booted, then it dawned on her that............
last she knew Frank was still tied to that donkey. 
 what have they done!?....
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