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BILLY  BOB  AND  RUFUS  WORKED  TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
 
WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID  "PANTY STITCHER.... I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES"..... THE CLERK LOOKED UP   "PANTY STITCHER"   AND PUT DOWN IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.
 
SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID,   "DIESEL FITTER",   WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....
 
WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......THE CLERK EXPLAINED,  " PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR "
 
"WHAT SKILL  ? "    YELLED BILLY BOB.    I  SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEAD AND SAYS,   " DIESEL FITTER ...!"

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Thanks, T-bone.
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Seriously, Zef, thanks for posting this.  My grandfather, who passed away in 2001, used to tell this joke all the time except they were German immigrants.  I remember him telling this joke way back in the early 70's
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Seriously, Zef, thanks for posting this.  My grandfather, who passed away in 2001, used to tell this joke all the time except they were German immigrants.  I remember him telling this joke way back in the early 70's
Wow, Zef. When your joke is a family heirloom you know it's time to look for a new source of material.

No offense to the fam, COTC.

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 Posted: 11:17 pm

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None taken.

 

I was smiling while reading this joke; not because it was funny, but because it reminded me of my Gramps.


 
Edited to spell "None" correctlier.

 


 

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