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Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one

is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.



Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only

one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.





Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than

enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.



You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes - one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.



You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.





No wonder men are happier.




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i always kept my own last name nomatter what .

i can open jars. ::shake::

when i had my Jag one mechanic lied to me. he went to jail. ::ladycop::

i HATE talking on the phone and only will with my sister because she's not online.::radioguy::

you're a male ::snort:: and i hope your wife beats you regularly.

 
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Very true.:D

I'm very happy.

I'm very content.

I'm very satisfied.

I'm also something else, but I can't remember what my wife told me I was! :giantgrin:

 
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Sorry, that was like 4 things out of like 30 or something.




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Cars wrote: Very true.:D

I'm very happy.

I'm very content.

I'm very satisfied.

I'm also something else, but I can't remember what my wife told me I was! :giantgrin:

 


kitty-whipped?

 

sorry Cars, i couldn't resist! ::chuckle::

you know i love you! ::huggers::
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Men cannot pick up a chair with their head against a wall either. Not that thats a bad thing. Just another thing that we could care less about.:D
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librtyhead wrote: Men cannot pick up a chair with their head against a wall either. Not that thats a bad thing. Just another thing that we could care less about.:D
Heads, walls, chairs.................naaaaahhhhh............ I'd upset too many of the "sensitive" posters.   You know.   PC with chips.

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Sorry girls, but I envy the men...

They don't generally think about who they may offend, but say what they mean.
They do what they want, without worrying about what others will think.
They say if they hate something.
They fart if they need to.
They don't worry about skid-marks.
They comply for an easy life, not because society requires.
They gesticulate wildly if offended with no regard to what the Mothers at school will think, (regardless of whether they are using YOUR car or not)
They couldn't give a hoot about what position the toilet seat is left in, nor what state the toilet in general...
They tell you they love you, when they want something...

I wish I was born a man!
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