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Three bears at a Ukrainian zoo tore a man "limb from limb" after he fell into their enclosure, local media reports.
The 22-year-old man was drunk and trying to take close-up shots of the Siberian Brown bears at Mykolaev city zoo when he lost his footing, witnesses said, acording to Channel 5 television.
The three bears charged the man immediately, tearing him "limb from limb" as he tried to escape, according to the station, quoted by the Deutsche Presse-Agentur news agency.
The man was dead before keepers could separate the animals from their victim.
The brown bear is highly territorial and among the world's largest land carnivores.

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What does this have to do with Darwin?

Sounds to me like a drunk was messing with bears and got what was coming if you do that.




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i read that too. sorry and sad.

 
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newbie - did you ever hear of the darwin awards??? do a google search and you will understand what this has to do with darwin!
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i made friends with a polar bear once, in north attleboro Mass. i used to go see him every day and hand-feed him stuff.

animals CAN be friends. he loved me and never hurt me.





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Lady Cop wrote: i made friends with a polar bear once, in north attleboro Mass. i used to go see him every day and hand-feed him stuff.

animals CAN be friends. he loved me and never hurt me.



signed..... Stumpy

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Squarebob Spongepants wrote: Lady Cop wrote: i made friends with a polar bear once, in north attleboro Mass. i used to go see him every day and hand-feed him stuff.

animals CAN be friends. he loved me and never hurt me.



signed..... Stumpy

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A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises
Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it!

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 







(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to the head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death.

Why did he do it?
The man's divorce had become final 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.
Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense.
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Darwin says, "Hesitantly accepted into the archive. Too common?"
Reader Comments:
"Where's the beef?"
"If he must, then sheep are smaller."
"A different way of 'getting the milk for free.'"
"That man loves his beef."
"cow - boy"
"No bull."

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Popeyesays wrote:
A Chronicle of Enterprising Demises
Honoring those who improve the species...by
accidentally removing themselves from it!

http://www.darwinawards.com/

 







(19 April 2007, Phnom Penh, Cambodia) Unwanted amorous advaces on a heifer resulted in a man's death at the hooves of the violated bovine. Sounds of a scuffle culminated in the discovery of his naked body lying beneath the frightened family cow. Injuries to the head and genital area were consistent with being kicked to death.

Why did he do it?
The man's divorce had become final 10 days prior to his fateful final fling. In the divorce, and also a previous divorce, his ex-wives cited his insatiable desire as the cause of the dissolution.
Police concluded that the man died in a rape gone wrong. They do not plan to take action against the cow, which appeared to have been acting in self-defense.
Original Submission.
Darwin says, "Hesitantly accepted into the archive. Too common?"
Reader Comments:
"Where's the beef?"
"If he must, then sheep are smaller."
"A different way of 'getting the milk for free.'"
"That man loves his beef."
"cow - boy"
"No bull."

I think if was that horny, I would just visit Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters.
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muddawber wrote:
I think if was that horny, I would just visit Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters.

I do not think they have ever kicked anyone to death.

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Popeyesays wrote: muddawber wrote:
I think if was that horny, I would just visit Rosey Palmer and her 5 sisters.

I do not think they have ever kicked anyone to death.

Regards,

Scott

Nope, very gentle souls...:lmao:
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Well, it's like the old saying, "one in the hand, is better than none in the bush", or is that a misquote.::rotfl::

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muddawber wrote: Well, it's like the old saying, "one in the hand, is better than none in the bush", or is that a misquote.::rotfl::
'Tis better to goose the bird in the hand than to gander two in the bush.

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