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Oops, you are an exciseman (tax collector) !

Excisemen are probably the least popular citizens of the old world. no matter how benevolent the goverment might be, or how many great public works it may undertake, the fact remains that no one likes  paying taxes and the tax collectors bear thr brunt of this resentment. none the less, the are highly necessary branch of the civil service and no government could survive long without them, however excisemen tend to lack job satifaction and are seldom well paid. this means that some inevitably become corrupt, while others go to the other extreme in the faitn hope of securing promotion.

Your skills - oral debating, mathemetics, reading and writing, advanced calculus, law knowledge, embezzlement.

Your equipment - Leather jacket, large dagger, writing kit, abacus, between 6 and 10 gold crowns.    


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You are a tomb robber !

Tomb robbers differ from grave robbers in that they are interested in the valuables that might have been buried along with a body, rather than the body itself. although very few burials in the old world include valuable goods these days, there are many ancient burial sites which may contain treasure and the tomb robbers speciality is locating and plundering these sites. the richest treasures belong to the fabled tombs of araby, but there are less well known tombs in the old world. often, places such as these are revered and protected by the local inhabitants, so the tomb robber must operate secretly or under cover of darkness. it is not unknown for rich tombs to have a number of traps and other devices to thwart tomb robbers and to enjoy a long and successful career they must learn to locate and disarm them. few survive long enough.

Your skills - rural concealment, urban concealment, rural silent move, urban silent move, spot trap, secret signs - thieves, secret language - thieves tongue.

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Congratulations, you are a Fisherman.

Not everyone in the old world is a heroic adventurer. many of those who live in the coastal areas and around lakes make their living by being fisherman. being a fisherman is not a bad life, there is plenty to eat nearly all the time, even if it is always fish. but in hard times, or when it is so hot that the catch goes off before it can be transported to market, fishermen often gather around the quays and in the dickside inns, where they dream of becoming adventurers, sailors, explorers and most of all rich. most are content to dream, but a few actually turn to adventuring in pursuit of their ambitions.

You have the following skills - fishing, sailing, swimming, river lore, boat building, cartography

Your equipment - leather jacket, small fishing boat     

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You gave me such a crappy job 'cuz you know who I am & this is your way of gettin' even...pfft !

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Congratulations, you are a Fisherman.

Not everyone in the old world is a heroic adventurer. many of those who live in the coastal areas and around lakes make their living by being fisherman. being a fisherman is not a bad life, there is plenty to eat nearly all the time, even if it is always fish. but in hard times, or when it is so hot that the catch goes off before it can be transported to market, fishermen often gather around the quays and in the dickside inns, where they dream of becoming adventurers, sailors, explorers and most of all rich. most are content to dream, but a few actually turn to adventuring in pursuit of their ambitions.

You have the following skills - fishing, sailing, swimming, river lore, boat building, cartography

Your equipment - leather jacket, small fishing boat     

 

I have been in many bars, pubs and Inns............but never one of those kind:bigwink:




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Thieving Elf?

I BEG your pardon...

Sirlamre says to tell you I'm an elf, and I'm a RANGER -- 7th level, btw.
I'm NOT a thief, considering I'm a lawful good character.

Sirlamre says he is a 9th level Paladin, a Master-Adept member of the Knights of the Emerald Isle.




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Congratulations you are a dwarvish engineer.

dwarvish engineers are greatly sought after in the old world for they alone have the skill to create the mechanical marvels of the age. The engineers guild  is a powerul but secretive body, its struture, rules and the bizarre and sometimes distasteful rituals it employes are founded on centuries of tradition.  it had a deep mistrust of invention and innovation, if anything had been worthwhile, they maintain the guild would have tried it centuries ago. because of this  and because of the tight control which the guild  which the guild maintains over its members, it is not unusla for imaginative young dwarves to leave or be expelled from the guild and seek employment outside of it. the technical terms for these individuals is "wetbacks", although it is unwise to call them that to their face. wetbacks can be found working for a number  of welthy patrons in the old world, and the guild is increasingly worried about and the undermining of its position and authority. guild members and wetbacks rarely treat each other with anything but hostility.

Your skills - carpentry, cart driving, engineering, reading and writing, secret signs 0 dwarven guild, trap setting, smithing, trap spotting, metallurgy.

Your equipment - dagger, leather jacket, tool bag, hammer and nails, 4 chisels, pick, saw, iron spikes, tongs, pliers, 10 yeards of heavy wire, hand axe, guild ring (unless a wetback).   

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Elisabeth wrote: You gave me such a crappy job 'cuz you know who I am & this is your way of gettin' even...pfft !


This is not the case.

The list of professions is a set list in alphabetical order.

Your choice is completely random and fair.

Choose another number if you are not happy.

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Congratulations you are a Hypnotist.

In the old world the power of hypnotism is used medicinally as well as for entertainment. Hypnotists  with the exception of a few charlatans do not pretend to understand the mysteries of the human mind but seem to have a gift for soothing its ills. hypnotists are called in to treat a wide range of nervous complaints, alcoholism, and addiction to various other substances and even some forms of insanity.

Your skills - Hypnotise, magical awareness, soothing voice

Your equipment - silver charm on a chain 

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Congratulations you are a mercenary.

Mercenaries fight for money, the spoils of war and the taste of blood. All mercenaries dream of riches, for most of them the reality consists of an early death and an unmarked grave. mercenaries roam the old world, from one war to another, inevitably someone will hire their swords to settle a grievance. Rich nobles, merchants and others take on mercenaries to bring an argument to a swift conclusion, the old world kingdoms generate enough conflict to keep many thousands of mercenaries fully employed. Eventually, however, the wiser ones realise that there is no crock of gold for the hired fighter, and so they turn to adventuring for variety, or in search of greater rewards.

Your skills - disarm opponent, dodge blow, secret language - battle tongue, strike mighty blow, strike to stun, cart driving, animal care, animal riding.

Your equipment - Crossbow with ammunition, metal breastplate armour, shield, large dagger.  

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cynicalninja wrote: foxglovepress wrote: 22

Congratulations you are a Hypnotist.

In the old world the power of hypnotism is used medicinally as well as for entertainment. Hypnotists  with the exception of a few charlatans do not pretend to understand the mysteries of the human mind but seem to have a gift for soothing its ills. hypnotists are called in to treat a wide range of nervous complaints, alcoholism, and addiction to various other substances and even some forms of insanity.

Your skills - Hypnotise, magical awareness, soothing voice

Your equipment - silver charm on a chain 

Geez..this is creepy ninja.  I DO have a soothing voice I've been told by several.  AND, I seem to have a sixth sense.  I've known exact things were going to happen, before they happened!  How do you figure out what these numbers mean???  What do you go by?




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Congratulations you are a Pit Fighter.

in  many parts of ther old world combat to the death is still a popular form of entertainment. the cheapest form this takes is a one on one brawl in an enclosed ring or pit. between two condemned criminals or prisoners of war. the fights can be hard and vicious because pit fighters who mabage to survive for any length of time pick up a lot of weapon training and in some cases, enough money to  buy their freedom. in previous decades it was fashionable to use half orcs as pit fighters but they were too dangerous to keep in or near large human populations, and human pit fighters are the norm. also there is a growing breed of professional pit fighters, men/women who do the job for the money and the sport, who are not just convicts. the sport attracts large crowds and much money changed hands through betting. these few hardy souls who survive long enough to buy their way out nearly always end up as outlaws, bounty hunters or adventurers where their formidable fighting skills and fearlessness makes them indispensible.

Your skills - Disarm opponent, dodge blow, specialist weapons - fist weapons, flail weapons, parrying weapons, two handed weapons, strike mighty blow, strike to injure, very resilient, very strong.

Your equipment - Shield, chain mail shirt, knuckledusters, flail, two handed axe.   

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Congratulations you are an outlaw !

Outlaws are people driven from mainstream society or who choose to live outside its laws. in practice this can mean a great many people. some outlaw strongholds are quite powerful and can effectively become independant petty kingdoms. outlaws tent to identify themselves with the peasantry and the common folk upon whom they rely for support and protection although there are outlaw nobles and princes, disowned by their families and fighting guerilla war against their former homeland. outlaws generally confine their attentions to the wealthy and the minions of the establishment, the fact that these are more likely to be worth robbing has never escaped them, although they will attack just about anyone in times of hardship. outlaws prefer to work in forests or areas of rough terrain, where there is plenty of cover. their favourite tactic is the ambush, and some make quite a speciality of leaping out of trees. Their rugged outdoor life makes them fairly tough, but it can be wearing on the constitution, many outlaws have almost permament coughs and severe skin conditions, and those who live to any age are invaribly riddled with arthritis.

Your skills - rural concealment, disarm opponent, dodge blow, climb sheer surface, secret language - thieves tongue, trap setting, rural silent movement, trap spotting, strike mighty blow, strike to stun, cart driving, horseriding, animal care, marksmanship.

Your equipment - Composite bow and ammunition, shield, reinforced leather jerkin.    

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Congratulations you a are Marine !

marines are sea warriors, a warrior who sails with civilian or fighting ships to offer some assurance against pirates. on fighting ships, marines also form press gangs which area source of fear in some coastal towns. those unfortunates pressed into service can buy their way out of the navy but more often they are faced with a hard and dangerous five year spell aboard a fighting ship. this side ot their business has made the marines a feared and loathed part of the seaboard community, even though they perform a dangerous and rigorous task. many sea captains, faced with a captive marine after taking a prize have ordered the fellow thrown to the sharks, though, try to bribe the marine into his own service.

Your skills - consume alcohol, disarm opponent, dodge blow, rowing, secret language - battle tongue, strike mighty blow, strike to stun, swimming.

Your equipment - Bow or crossbow with ammunition, grappling hook and 10 yards of rope, chainmail shirt, shield.    

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