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There are many one liners in the Simpsons that I use in everyday life.

For instance if I am ever wearing a towel after showering/bathing I always repeat the Homer quote:- "You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel".

Also if someone accuses me of something I like to use the Homer Simpson method of saying "I'm not going to lie to you", stare blankly for a few seconds and then just walking off.

When served any kind of pudding ? - again Homer comes in handy - "eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding".

Whenever I am accused of being confused ? Homer - Oh, confused, would we ?".

Whenever I am offered thai food - "Hmmm....I like tie, you like shirt ?"

As you may have summised I am  not an easy person to live with.   

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Not a line I use a lot, but still one of my favorites:

"I am disgruntled!  And up until now, I've been relatively gruntled!"

:giantgrin:

And another one:

"No TV and no beer make Homer something something...."





"It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last."

-- "A Long December", Counting Crows
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"But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder." :giantgrin:




"It's been a long December, and there's reason to believe maybe this year will be better than the last."

-- "A Long December", Counting Crows
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One of the best exchanges ever...........

Marge - "I've got someone here who can help Homer"

Homer - "Is it Batman ?"

Marge - "No, its a scientist"

Homer - "Batmans a scientist !"

Marge - Its not Batman !".

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Ralph: Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: My cat's name is Mittens

Shopkeeper: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer: Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper: But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer: That's good.
Shopkeeper: The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer: That's bad.
Shopkeeper: But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer: That's good!
Shopkeeper: The toppings contain potassium benzoate.
Homer:
Shopkeeper: ...That's bad.
Homer: Can I go now?

Crowd - Boooooooooooo
Mr Burns to Smithers - Are they booing me?
Smithers - No, they are saying boo-urns
Mr Burns to crowd - Are you saying boo or boo-urns
Crowd - Boooooooooooo
Hans Moleman - I was saying boo-urns

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

:lmao:

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