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I have repeatable empirical scientific evidence that God exists!

I was half way through eating a large slice of cantaloupe a few weeks ago and noticed that four fruit flies were buzzing around my plate. The muskmelon (Cucumis melo) was clean and free of flies - cold and right out of the refrigerator. The house had been cleaned and sanitized only two days earlier. A check of the ceiling glass light fixtures showed a few dead, crispy moths and house flies, even a wasp, but NO fruit flies - not one anywhere.

Two days ago the same thing happened, three flies this time; they materialized from no where (note: windows and doors closed and sealed tight). Last night I ate some watermelon (Citrullus lanatus) and poof, more fruit flies!

The spontaneous and instantaneous materialization of fruit flies from the nothingness of the atmosphere of my home can ONLY be explained by the intervention of GOD!

This is a repeatable, highly controlled scientific experiment that proves GOD, across the infinite vastness of space and time in the multi-verse of an uncountable infinity of universes, chooses to visit fruit flies upon me whenever I eat fresh fruit!

I hope to submit for the results soon for publication in the International Journal of Cosmology and Multi-dimensional Science.

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Your belief in God is as heartening as your use of God's name in vain is disheartening... ;)




Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind. This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like unto it, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. -Matthew 22:37-39

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1jester wrote: Your belief in God is as heartening as your use of God's name in vain is disheartening... ;)

Abba John said, 'We have put the light burden on one side, that is to say,
self-accusation, and we have loaded ourselves with a heavy one, that is to
say, self-justification.' The Desert Fathers

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