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A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:




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::rotfl:::lmao:

 

Good one!  :giantgrin:
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That was great and mighty.....::chuckle::........funny to!
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foxglovepress wrote:  
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:


Another feminist joke aimed at belittleing the male species of the human race.::rotfl::
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muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote:  
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:


Another feminist joke aimed at belittleing the male species of the human race.::rotfl::
No.....the primate race! ::sgrin::




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muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote:  
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:


Another feminist joke aimed at belittleing the male species of the human race.::rotfl::

I knew someone would start throwing poop in this thread.  :lmao:

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foxglovepress wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote:  
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:


Another feminist joke aimed at belittleing the male species of the human race.::rotfl::
No.....the primate race! ::sgrin::
    
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Amy wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote:  
A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was
all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered,  'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the
human  race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible
that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they
developed from  monkeys?'

The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple.
I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'    :giantgrin:


Another feminist joke aimed at belittleing the male species of the human race.::rotfl::

I knew someone would start throwing poop in this thread.  :lmao:

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That was great!  :lmao:   But for some reason I'm slightly angry. ::stubborn::




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24HourNut wrote: That was great!  :lmao:   But for some reason I'm slightly angry. ::stubborn::

Um...........slightly's okay.  Or should I RUN anyway?  :runscared:




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I'll admit that is a good one against my side of the fence. :)




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