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Saint Forum-Blogger© Pioneer100© Member  Polymath
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Isaac Asimov: When people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is more wrong than both of them put together.
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AuldFartte Original500© Member  Make the Scary Palin Go Away!!
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"Thou art a foulmouthed beslubbering codpiece." - some Shakespeare thing, but I can't remember what exactly 
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Marie5656 Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member  Just hanging out
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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Eleanor Roosivelt
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Marie5656 Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Just hanging out
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You got to be careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. Yogi Bera
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Amy Original500© Member  ...going with the flow...
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(a quote from Marianne Williamson)
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Lady Cop Pioneer100© Member  BAH HUMBUG
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We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender. Winston Churchill
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foxglovepress Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member  NON-PC!!
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No one dies a virgin......because life screws us all!
Justice for Mark.....Imprison Employers Who Hire ILLEGALS! |
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cynicalninja Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member  Smiling Shinobi
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"Do you believe in God, Andrei? No. Neither do I. But that's a favorite question of mine. An upside-down question, you know. What do you mean? Well, if I asked people whether they believed in life, they'd never understand what I meant. It's a bad question. It can mean so much that it really means nothing. So I ask them if they believe in God. And if they say they do -- then, I know they don't believe in life. Why? Because, you see, God -- whatever anyone chooses to call God -- is one's highest conception of the highest possible. And whoever places his highest conception above his own possibility thinks very little of himself and his life. It's a rare gift, you know, to feel reverence for your own life and to want the best, the greatest, the highest possible, here, now, for your very own." - Ayn Rand. Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to their readiness to doubt. - H L Mencken Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel - Amborse Bierce - the Devils dictionary.
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shirohniichan Original500© Member  Obscurius per obscurum
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"Never Give In" "This is the lesson: never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy." Harrow School, 29 October 1941. It is commonly believed that Churchill stood up, gave the three-word speech, "Never give in!," and sat down. This is incorrect, as is the suggestion, variously reported, that the speech occurred at Oxford or Cambridge. It was on his first visit to his old school, Harrow, where he would continue to return for the annual "Songs," making his last appearance in 1961. Last edited on 06:58 pm by shirohniichan |
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Gannet765 Guardian1000© Member
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# I'm not a complete idiot -- some parts are missing. # The gene pool could use a little chlorine. # Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. # Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. # Never mess up an apology with an excuse. # Never miss a good chance to shut up. # I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination. # Yo momma is so fat that her shadow weighs 20 lbs. # You look like a talent scout for a cemetery. # The more I think of you, the less I think of you. # You have a nice personality, but not for a human being. # Those two are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous. # My wife ran after the dump truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" "No, jump in!" # A tough guy told me, "I'll bet you $10 you're dead." I was afraid to bet him. # I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. # I wondered why the Frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. # I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired. # It's not who you know, it's whom you know. # Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence. # George Bush has been working hard, 24 / 7 - 24 hours a week, 7 months a year. # I had amnesia once - maybe twice. # All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. # Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. # I'm busier than a one-toothed man in a corn-on-the-cob eating contest. # He was hairier than Chewbacca dipped in Rogaine. # I'm busier than a one-legged Riverdancer. # I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. # If you can't convince them, confuse them. # Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks. # Gun Control: Use both hands. # Remember: First you pillage then you burn. # Half the people in the world are below average. # I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. # Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. # The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. # The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. # Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. # In an argument, a woman always has the last word. Anything a man says after that is the start of a new argument. # Q. When does a woman most want a man's company? A. When he owns it. # Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims? # If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it considered a hostage situation? # I have not yet begun to procrastinate. # If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes"? # If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? # The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list. # Heck is where people go who don't believe in Gosh. # I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem. # A closed mouth gathers no foot. # Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? # When your only tool is a hammer, all problems start looking like nails. # I'd like to have more self-esteem, but I don't deserve it. # Eagles may soar, but weasels aren't sucked into jet engines. # Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives. # Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage. # Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy! # Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary! # Geez if you believe in honkus. # Bureaucrats cut red tape, lengthwise. # A good pun is its own reword.
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Marie5656 Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Just hanging out
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Good ones, Gannet. They made me smile.
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Marie5656 Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Just hanging out
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How do I change? If I feel depressed I will sing. If I feel sad I will laugh. If I feel ill I will double my labour. If I feel fear I will plunge ahead. If I feel inferior I will wear new garments. If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice. If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come. If I feel incompetent I will think of past success. If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals. Today I will be the master of my emotions. -Og Mandino, “The Greatest Salesman in the World”
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newbiecollector Pioneer100© Member  You can't fake real
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God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create. - The American Vandal speech, 1868 Mark Twain
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newbiecollector Pioneer100© Member You can't fake real
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None of us can be as great as God, but any of us can be as good. - Mark Twain's Notebook, 1902-1903
Enjoy the pleasure of life Wayne |
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cynicalninja Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member Smiling Shinobi
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God's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn. - Mark Twain, Mark Twains Notebook.
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