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muddawber
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 Posted: 05:21 pm

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Oh Volkswagen Van
You're as ugly as hell
When I crank you up
Exhaust is all that I smell

Your seats are all ragged
Your headliners torn
Your paint is all faded
And your tires are all worn

You leak oil on my carport
Your windows leak when it rains
Your body is all holey
And covered in rust stains

The turn signals blink left
When they're suppose to blink right
When I go for a drive
I just hope it's not night

For the headlights they shine
One up and one down
And the speedometer needle
Just spins around and around

You always run fine
When we're going down hill
But when we get to the bottom
I get one hell of a thrill

I put on the brakes
And push hard on the pedal
I hear the horrible sound
Of metal against metal

But I finally get stopped
Just in the nick of time
I told you this thing
Could stop on a dime

But your eight track sounds great
If I listen real hard
As I listen with glee
While I'm parked in the yard

You're a pain in my backside
I might rant I might cuss
But you will always be
My magical bus

  

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 Posted: 05:23 pm

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Nice one, Mudd.  I never had the pleasure of owning one, but a friend did.  Great van.

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Marie5656 wrote: Nice one, Mudd.  I never had the pleasure of owning one, but a friend did.  Great van.
Thanks. I have a 1971 model, and it's just like I described it in the poem. I was sitting on the carport this morning looking at it, and got inspired(if you can call it that).

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