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8Am Oh boy, dog food, my favorite

9:30AM Oh boy, a car ride--my favorite

9:40AM Oh boy, a walk--my favorite

10:30AM Oh boy, another car ride--my favorite

11:30AM Oh boy, more dog food--my favorite

12PM Oh boy, the kids--my favorite

1PM Oh Boy the yard--my favorite

4PM Oh boy, the kids again--my favorite

5PM Oh boy, dog food again--my favorite

5:30PM Oh boy, Mom--my favorite

6PM Oh boy, playing ball--my favorite

8:30PM Oh boy, sleeping in my Master's bed--my favorite

 

CAT:

Day 283 of my captivity.  My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.  They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I'm forced to eat dry cereal.  I'm sustained by the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I derive from ruining a few pieces of furniture.  Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

I attempted to kill my captors this morning by weaving through their walking feet.  Nearly succeeded.  Must try this strategy at the top of the stairs.

Seeking to disgust and repuls these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair.  Must try this on their bed.

To display my diabolical disposition, I decapitated a mouse and deposited the headless body on their kitchen floor.  They only cooed and condescended, patting my head and calling me "strong little kitty".  Hmmm--not working according to plan.

During a gathering of their accomplices, they placed me in solitary confinement.  I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of allergies.  Must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other household captives are flunkies.  The dog is routinely released and seems naively happy to return again.  He is, no doubt, a half-wit.  The bird speaks with the humans regularly.  Must be an informant.  I am certain he reports my every move.  Due to his current placement in the metal cage, his safety is assured, but I can wait, it's only a matter of time.

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