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If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it,  
 

get a dog.

 
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as and wherever you want,  
 

get a dog. 
   
 
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies,  
 

get a dog. 
 
 
 
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores,  
 

get a dog.

 

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, no matter what,  
 

get a dog.

 

On the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness... 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

get a cat!  (That was just how my cat acted, too!)
 
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....get a
husband.  ::bat::




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UsedToRide wrote: If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says it's not quite as good as his mother made it,  
 

get a dog.

 
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long as and wherever you want,  
 

get a dog. 
   
 
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies,  
 

get a dog. 
 
 
 
If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores,  
 

get a dog.

 

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, no matter what,  
 

get a dog.

 

On the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness... 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

get a cat!  (That was just how my cat acted, too!)
 
Now be honest, you thought I was going to say....get a
husband.  ::bat::

I very much like dogs UTR. Cat's just arn't it for me.::bigcry:: A fun and true topic you shared! ::thumbs:: Thanks for the humor.




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Why no dogs, JBF?  I know you have horses; for many people, dogs and horses go hand in hand.  (Paw in hoof?)




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UsedToRide wrote: Why no dogs, JBF?  I know you have horses; for many people, dogs and horses go hand in hand.  (Paw in hoof?)
I love my dogs. You misunderstood dear UTR. We have two dogs.:D ::thumbs::




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JustifiedByFaith wrote: UsedToRide wrote: Why no dogs, JBF?  I know you have horses; for many people, dogs and horses go hand in hand.  (Paw in hoof?)
I love my dogs. You misunderstood dear UTR. We have two dogs.:D ::thumbs::
I did misread that.  WTF was I looking at?  Hey, I'm half blind; maybe I only read half the words.  :lmao:  I dunno....:dunno: ::scratch::

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A-men.

 

A freakin' MEN.

 

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That's Great!  Every bit of it is true too.  I don't think I could ever be without a dog.  My two are some of the happiest enjoyment I have for all those reasons you mentioned!  :) 




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As the old saying goes:     To Dogs, you're "Family"!  To Cats, you're Staff!!!:D  
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My cats have always come when I call them, now my dogs will make you chase them down! Cats are also smarter.
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wallstreetman wrote: Cats are also smarter.
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UsedToRide wrote: wallstreetman wrote: Cats are also smarter.
Says whom?

The fact they (cats) won't come when you call them and they are able to act so independently is a measure of their intelligence.

I like dogs but they are complete whores to humans, desperate for attention, basing their whole existence on their masters whim and so needy !  

Dogs make better pets then cats because they are more compliant and needy from a human point of view.

I like rodents, accessible, small, great pets with the required hand taming, they require no real human attention accept being let out to run around for a bit and are nowhere near as needy as a cat or a dog, and they all have different personalities the same as every other animal !   
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Yeah well, I didn't ask you, did I Ninja?  ::wait::

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Actually, comparing the intelligence of cats to dogs is about on par with comparing the intelligence of sharks to kangaroos.  I adored my cat for the 13 years I had him, so I wasn't after a "which makes the better pet" debate.  I like 'em both just fine.  I just understand dogs better.




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cynicalninja wrote: UsedToRide wrote: wallstreetman wrote: Cats are also smarter.
Says whom?

The fact they (cats) won't come when you call them and they are able to act so independently is a measure of their intelligence.

I like dogs but they are complete whores to humans, desperate for attention, basing their whole existence on their masters whim and so needy !  

Dogs make better pets then cats because they are more compliant and needy from a human point of view.

I like rodents, accessible, small, great pets with the required hand taming, they require no real human attention accept being let out to run around for a bit and are nowhere near as needy as a cat or a dog, and they all have different personalities the same as every other animal !   

Dogs are so loyal and want to please and accommodate us so much because, unlike cats who have the mental deficiency of being too self-absorbed, dogs are instinctively wise enough to know that if something big goes down making us all desperate for food, the dog lovers will make sure it's those smart, independent, non-compliant meal-sized meowing bitches that get eaten.




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Speaking of food..........I cat will eat it's master if locked in a house with a deceased person.  The dog on the other hand, will lay by it's masters side, and die with them.............




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UsedToRide wrote: Yeah well, I didn't ask you, did I Ninja?  ::wait::

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Actually, comparing the intelligence of cats to dogs is about on par with comparing the intelligence of sharks to kangaroos.  I adored my cat for the 13 years I had him, so I wasn't after a "which makes the better pet" debate.  I like 'em both just fine.  I just understand dogs better.


By asking the forum you were asking me by default weren't you ? you dribbling malcontent ? ::sgrin::

Dogs are more loyal to humans but cats are probably smarter.

The fact you "understand dogs better" probably means you are more gullible and more easily manipulated (heres a bone now suck my ****) as opposed to a cat who is more discerning about the company it keeps. 

::chuckle::::shades:::bigwink::lmao:

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