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My girlfriend recently broke up with me after rejecting the idea that we have sex in a graveyard.

I'm not too upset though............she'll die eventually.

 

No.2

What's worse than Michael Jackson babysitting your kids?

Ian Huntley bathing them

What's worse than Ian Huntley bathing them?

Chris Benoit putting them to bed

no.3

A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "you won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything."

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blow job?"

"No, I never found her head!!!"

 

 

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gross, disgusting and highly offensive.....got any more?





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Whats the best defense against rape?

Beat off the attacker!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Lady Cop wrote: gross, disgusting and highly offensive.....got any more?

Yes.

No.4

What has eight legs and makes women scream ?

Gang rape

 

No.5

Whats blue and f**ks alaskan grandmothers ?

Hypothermia

 

No.6

What does an Elephant use as a vibrator ?

An epileptic pig

 
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cynicalninja wrote:  

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What does an Elephant use as a vibrator ?

An epileptic pig

 


umm...not quite.  They actually showed this video on the G4 channel, and this is describes my reaction. ::shock:: :eew:  ::shock::

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HynJi9XYO-s

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 Posted: 02:43 pm

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cynicalninja wrote:
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What does an Elephant use as a vibrator ?

An epileptic pig

 


:rotfl:

holy Chit!!!
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What's got one ball and f**ks prostitutes?

Peter Sutcliffe's hammer.

 

I had a car accident today. I crashed into the back of a midget's car at the traffic lights. He got out and shouted: "I'm not f**king happy!"

I replied: "Which one are you then?"

 

A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I shoot my load in your ear?"

The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!"

To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my load in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still f**king talking aren't you?"

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:lmao:sexist and demeaning to midgets....got more? ::rotfl::
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  • What's black and shoots across a room?
    Marvin Gaye's dad.
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  • Ian Brady says to the prison guard, "I'm pissed off, I haven't had a holiday in years!"
    To which the guard says, "Come off it Brady, a few years ago we took you up to Saddleworth Moor, you had 3 days up there, all those wide open spaces and fresh clean air."
    To which Brady replies, "Fair enough, but what kind of holiday was that with the kids under me feet?"
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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS2?
    Nothing, they're both plastic and get turned on by kids.

     

  • What did the blind man say about the cheese grater?
    He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
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    What's better than winning Gold at the Paralympics?
    * Having legs.


     

  • A woman visits her doctor complaining of a strange feeling in her lower stomach. The doctor examines her and states; "Well, I can tell you that you'll need to be buying lots of nappies in about nine months time."
    "Am I pregnant? That is wonderful news."
    "No, you have bowel cancer."
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  • What's grey, sits at the end of the bed, and takes the piss?
    A kidney dialysis machine.
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    • How do we know Jesus is coming back?

    Well he did cross his arms and hope to die...
     
    • What is a baby seals favorite drink?

    Canadian club on the rocks
     

    What's the difference between a fridge and a gay man's arse?
         A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.


     

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    Ian Brady says to the prison guard, "I'm pissed off, I haven't had a holiday in years!"
    To which the guard says, "Come off it Brady, a few years ago we took you up to Saddleworth Moor, you had 3 days up there, all those wide open spaces and fresh clean air."
    To which Brady replies, "Fair enough, but what kind of holiday was that with the kids under me feet?"  

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    I know.

    The british stiff upper lip demands we try to make a joke even out of the most horrific things LC.

    My Madeline Mcann joke file remains closed as a mark of respect to her the poor little bugger.

    Yes I have a "file" of jokes about her. I am always on the lookout for sick jokes by even I must draw a line somewhere.

    :badday:::down:::no::X

     

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    nobody has a 'blacker' sense of humor (humour :D) than a cop....can you send them to me? ::shades::
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    How is Michael Jackson like caviar ?

    They both come on little white crackers.

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    To mark the anniversary of the death of Steve irwin:-

    What do Steve Irwin and Trudie Styler have in common?

    Sting's f**ked them both.

     

    What does Steve Irwin and a pile of manure have in common?

    They both support the environment when they're deep in the ground.

     

    They're making a film about the life of Steve Irwin. Apparently, it's got a bit of a sting in the tail.

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    The Pope goes to see God with Pavarotti on his arm - he turns to God and says; ''here's that tenor I owe you"

     

    Whats Pavarotti's wife getting for christimas ?

    A smaller f**king turkey !

     

     

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