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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and other baubbles that women find romantic.

     Secretly.....guys feel left out. Thats right........left out. There's no special holiday for ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just to embarresed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

     March 20th is now  "Steak,Blowjob & Shut Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanitory.......this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.........just a steak, a B.J & shut your mouth for the rest of the day!

    This twin pairing of Valentines day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

   The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

    So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

                                      :amen:

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when the snow melts, i'm coming up there and kicking your arse. ::box::

 
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I'm sorry I spelled embarrassed wrong!..........geez!
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librtyhead wrote: I'm sorry I spelled embarrassed wrong!..........geez!
oh no, you're going to be bare-assed again?? ::shake::::chuckle::
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Lady Cop wrote: librtyhead wrote: I'm sorry I spelled embarrassed wrong!..........geez!
oh no, you're going to be bare-assed again?? ::shake::::chuckle::
And just-a-grinning....:giantgrin:
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i cannot wait to see what hallmark comes up with for BJ day. ::faint::
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Lady Cop wrote: i cannot wait to see what hallmark comes up with for BJ day. ::faint::

I got it!!!!!

How about.....You SUCK!!!!  :lmao:

::bat::




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Yes very open, honest and blunt.......................:rotfl:
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UsedToRide wrote: Lady Cop wrote: i cannot wait to see what hallmark comes up with for BJ day. ::faint::

I got it!!!!!

How about.....You SUCK!!!!  :lmao:

::bat::


good one! ::chuckle::

 

also: roses are red

violets are blue

that wasn't my breathalyzer

you just blew! ::bshake::
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librtyhead wrote: Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and other baubbles that women find romantic.

     Secretly.....guys feel left out. Thats right........left out. There's no special holiday for ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just to embarresed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

     March 20th is now  "Steak,Blowjob & Shut Up Day". Simple, effective and self-explanitory.......this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town, the name of the holiday explains it all.........just a steak, a B.J & shut your mouth for the rest of the day!

    This twin pairing of Valentines day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

   The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

    So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

                                      :amen:

librty........... You've out done yourself!  You just won the Brass Ba*ls On The Monkey award!  :lmao:




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Lady Cop wrote: UsedToRide wrote: Lady Cop wrote: i cannot wait to see what hallmark comes up with for BJ day. ::faint::

I got it!!!!!

How about.....You SUCK!!!!  :lmao:

::bat::


good one! ::chuckle::

 

also: roses are red

violets are blue

that wasn't my breathalyzer

you just blew! ::bshake::

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:  Put UTR'S on the front of the card, and LC'S inside!!  WE'VE GOT A WINNER!!




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foxglovepress wrote:

librty........... You've out done yourself!  You just won the Brass Ba*ls On The Monkey award!  :lmao:


 

 

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i think it should be one of those pop-up cards. :)
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Lady Cop wrote: i think it should be one of those pop-up cards. :)
LC, you're running hot today!!  ::surp::




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librtyhead wrote:  March 20th is now  "Steak,Blowjob & Shut Up Day".
::rotfl::   I love you, you freakin nut!




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