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 Posted: 06:30 am

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Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with
the worms.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day, these were the results:

The first worm in alcohol - dead.

Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead.

Third worm in sperm - dead.

Fourth worm in soil - alive.

So the Science teacher asked the class - "What can you learn from
this experiment?"

Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said
"As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms."

 

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ROFLMAO, thats funny

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Sounds logical to me!   :littleangel:




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