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John was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a little chat.He said, "John, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, here - try these on." She did and said, "These are too big, I can't wear them." "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will." Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.Hmmm..., thought John. He thought that might be a good thing to try on his honeymoon. John took off his pants and said to Karen,"Here - try these on." She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me." John said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to John. She said, "Here- you try on mine." He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will." Last edited on 06:36 pm by muddawber
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