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Wolverine Original500© Member the neighborhood furball
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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question.... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married Again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: -- silence -- HUSBAND: "shit."
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foxglovepress Forum-Blogger© Original500© Member NON-PC!!
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Posted: 05:24 pm |
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OH MY GOD!!!
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muddawber Guardian1000© Member
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Posted: 07:07 pm |
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I think I've stated this before, but if anything happens to this wife, I'm going to buy four blow up dolls and three different wigs and have a different woman every night. If one of them makes me mad, I'll let the air out of her and put her back in the box, and stick her in the closet until I'm over being mad.
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Amy Original500© Member ...going with the flow...
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Posted: 07:13 pm |
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gotta love foot in mouth disease.
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