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 Posted: 01:44 pm

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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. She starts talking about this really great new drink. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The woman explains. First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next
you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you
drink the lime juice.'

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue. salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys..very pleasant, holding it in his mouth. He thinks...this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste and mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink.

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, 'Good God!!! What do you call that drink?'

She smiles at him and says,......... 'Blow Job Revenge.' ::sealed:::eew:

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 Posted: 06:47 pm

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Hmmm...I need to file that one..for future reference.
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 Posted: 07:29 pm

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Marie5656 wrote: Hmmm...I need to file that one..for future reference.
Be careful, you may be telling more than you need to.::shades::
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Actually, that drink really exists.  It's called a Cement Mixer and I have dared many guys to have one.  They never tipped me once they'd had it, though.  ::scratch:: :dunno:




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 Posted: 07:55 pm

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UsedToRide wrote: Actually, that drink really exists.  It's called a Cement Mixer and I have dared many guys to have one.  They never tipped me once they'd had it, though.  ::scratch:: :dunno:
:wtf:Now that's just plain wrong.:howrude: On both parts.

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