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muddawber
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 Posted: 02:38 pm

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A man and a woman were dating. She, being of a religious nature, had held
back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so badly. In fact,he had
never even seen her naked..

One day, as they slowly drove down the freeway, she remarked about
his slow-driving habits. 'I can't stand it anymore,' she told him.
'Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit 60 MPH you
drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing. He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car.

He reached the 65 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse.

At 70 off came the pants.
At 75 it was her bra...and

At 80 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time...and traveling faster than
he ever had before...he became very excited and lost control of the car. He
veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree!
His girlfriend was not hurt, but he was trapped. She tried to pull
him free, but alas he was stuck. 'Go to the road and get help,' he said.


'I don't have anything to cover myself with!' she replied. The man
felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes.
'You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up,' he told
her. So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a
truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over
to hear her story.

'My boyfriend! My boyfriend!' she sobs, 'He's stuck and I can't pull
himout!'

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs shook his
head sadly and replied...


'Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!'

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 Posted: 02:58 pm

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I did not see this.......I did not read this!   I do not know this man!    :lmao:




Justice for Mark.....Imprison Employers Who Hire ILLEGALS!

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 Posted: 03:02 pm

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foxglovepress wrote: I did not see this.......I did not read this!   I do not know this man!    :lmao:
Yeah, and Clinton never had sex with that woman.....::rotfl::

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