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The husband leans over and asks his wife, ' Do you remember the first time we had
sex together over fifty years ago ?
We went behind this very tavern where you leaned
against the back fence and I made love to you.'

' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'

' OK,' he says, ' How about taking a stroll around
there again and we can do it for old time's sake? '

' Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a
crazy, but good idea ! '

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard
their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself,
he thinks, ' I've got to see these two old-timers having
sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.'
So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on
each other for support aided by walking sticks.
Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make
their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops
his trousers.

As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.
Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that
the policeman has ever seen.
 This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making
loud noises and moaning and screaming.

Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed.
He thinks he has learned something about life and
old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself,
' This is truly amazing. I've got to ask them what their secret is.'

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,
' Excuse me, but that was something else.
You must've had a fantastic sex life together.
Is there some sort of secret to this ? '

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,
' Fifty years ago, that wasn't an electric fence ! '

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:lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::




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foxglovepress wrote: :lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::
Yeah....well, look who posted it.::rotfl::
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muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: :lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::
Yeah....well, look who posted it.::rotfl::
You need to come with a warning label!  :giantgrin:




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foxglovepress wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: :lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::
Yeah....well, look who posted it.::rotfl::
You need to come with a warning label!  :giantgrin:
You knew me before I came here. That should have been warning enough.::bullwink::
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muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: :lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::
Yeah....well, look who posted it.::rotfl::
You need to come with a warning label!  :giantgrin:
You knew me before I came here. That should have been warning enough.::bullwink::
YEP!!  THAT'S WHY I SAID YOU NEED TO COME WITH A WARNING LABEL!!  :lmao:




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foxglovepress wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: muddawber wrote: foxglovepress wrote: :lmao:  TOO MUCH!!   That's borderline SICK!!  ::omg::
Yeah....well, look who posted it.::rotfl::
You need to come with a warning label!  :giantgrin:
You knew me before I came here. That should have been warning enough.::bullwink::
YEP!!  THAT'S WHY I SAID YOU NEED TO COME WITH A WARNING LABEL!!  :lmao:
Oh well, too late now. To know me is to love me.:banana:

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