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The Texas oil bigwig pulled into an Alaska oil field town to see what all the hoo ha was about Alaska. He hit one of the roughneck bars and stood for several rounds of drink. Liking what he saw he asked the crowd how one might get adopted in as an Alaskan. "Ya gotta do three things, Tex: First, ya gotta chug two quartys of whiskey. Second ya gotta wrestle a polar bear, then ya gotta screw an Eskimo woman. Think yer up to it?" The Texan knowing not to back down to a dare, grabbed a quart bottle of the cheapest rotgut on the bar and with a final belch, he wobbled out of the bar doors. Two hours later he came back in torn to bleeding shreds and almost naked. "Now where's this Eskimo gal I gotta wrestle?"
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