|
||||||
 |
Recent Posts | Search by username | |
Contact Us | |
Login | |
Register |
 |
 |
|||||
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| Moderated by: 24HourNut |
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Author | Post | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
Wolverine Original500© Member  the neighborhood furball
|
  |
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 I walked into a bar and my friend Frank slumped over the bar. I walked over and ask him what's wrong. "Well," replies Frank, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" "Yes," i reply with a laugh. "Well," says Frank, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." "That's great!" I say, "When are you going out?" "I went to meet her this evening," continues Frank, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my cock and balls to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show." "Sensible." "So I get to her door," says Frank, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." "And what happened then?" (Frank slumps back over the bar again.) "I kicked her in the face."
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Site Supporters | |||
|---|---|---|---|
| Posts Of The Day | Mock Forums | WowClassic | |
Themes and most mods done in collaboration with: WowClassic - powerful forum software with the best support service.
We are partners with Forum Owner Services
Powered by - Copyright © 2003-2006 Aycan Gulez
We are partners with Forum Owner Services
Powered by - Copyright © 2003-2006 Aycan Gulez