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and many work in Retail.

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46 .64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back again. Same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.  as i reached the door, she hollered at me. confirming that she did indeed make a mistake.   I told her, "Miss, i tried to correct you.  Twice.  i have a receipt that says i paid for it, your inability to read the register is not my problem."  and i walked out.

 

My girlfriend walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. She handed it to the young man and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one- get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," he said, "so I guess they're both free." He handed her the free Lattes, and she walked out the door.

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.  

She keeps it in the trunk.::scratch::
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Wolverine wrote:
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.  

She keeps it in the trunk.::scratch::
 
At least it's safe there, and she won't loose it....:lmao:
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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a murder in the South. . .
1) The DNA is all the same.  2) There's never any dental records.

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Omigods, and these people drive.  And reproduce.  Frightening.
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Wolverine wrote: A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Yeah, poor guy. He lived right up the road from me. His last words were, "hey ya'll, watch this".
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Wolverine wrote: Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a murder in the South. . .
1) The DNA is all the same.  2) There's never any dental records.

Not totally true. We don't all have the same DNA.:lmao:

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muddawber wrote: Wolverine wrote: A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Yeah, poor guy. He lived right up the road from me. His last words were, "hey ya'll, watch this".

HA! hahaha.::chuckle::

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