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  The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm.

A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.

It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples.

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.


A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.


Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. .. .they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!

Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
The average woman is five inches shorter than the average man.




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Still looking at your thumb, aren't you ?


 




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I need a bigger thumb!

Also a bigger bladder.....but let's work on the thumb first




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Hm...

Now I know why so many women look at my thumb and then their eyes get big and round and their gaze drops down!

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sirlamre wrote: Hm...

Now I know why so many women look at my thumb and then their eyes get big and round and their gaze drops down!

::sgrin::
Dear friend,

They may just be looking for a thumbs-up. :bigwink:

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sirlamre wrote: Hm...

Now I know why so many women look at my thumb and then their eyes get big and round and their gaze drops down!

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Are you sure their gaze is don't dropping down in disappointment of your thumb size??:lmao:

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::rotfl::




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newbiecollector wrote: ::rotfl::
You know newbie, maybe this explains why women wouldn't pick me up back when I would try and thumb a ride. My thumb was too small.::rotfl:::lmao:::rotfl:::lmao:

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Wear big cowboy boots........it use to work for me:lmao:




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newbiecollector wrote: Wear big cowboy boots........it use to work for me:lmao:
 

:lmao:::rotfl:: Now, we're getting into the show size as a measurement.::rotfl:::lmao:

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I have long thumbs......so I went abd did a measurin'. I dont have a ruler here so I used a soup ladle from the kitchen.............

LC ya post is wrong by.....by a handle length and a bit more::rotfl::




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newbiecollector wrote: I have long thumbs......so I went abd did a measurin'. I dont have a ruler here so I used a soup ladle from the kitchen.............

LC ya post is wrong by.....by a handle length and a bit more::rotfl::


 

::rotfl::Would that be to the + or the - ? ::rotfl::

I wear a size 10 and 1/2 shoe, so I know you can't go by that standard either.::rotfl::::rotfl::

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So, who belongs to this thumb??

 

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Marie5656 wrote: So, who belongs to this thumb??

 

:lmao:Well, if it was greener, I would guess the Jolly Green Giant!!!!::rotfl::

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Actually, I think the Jolly Green Giant lost THESE






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Huh yall..........

I like my thumb............I take it out for walk ever now and then it seems to like that.:lmao:

 




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