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 Posted: 01:05 pm

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A man gets to his plane seat and is surprised to find a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.

Once in the air, the stewardess comes around and the man asks her for a
coffee, whereupon the parrot squawks, 'Bring me a whiskey, bitch.'

The stewardess, somewhat flustered, brings a whiskey to the parrot, but
forgets the coffee. When the man points this out to her, the parrot
immediately drains its glass and yells, 'Get me another whiskey, bitch.'
Quite upset, the stewardess returns shortly with a whiskey for the parrot,
but still no coffee for the man.

Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides to try the parrot's
approach. 'I've asked you twice for a coffee, bitch, now go and get it for me.'

After a couple of moments, two burly stewards arrive, grab both the man and the
parrot, take them to the emergency exit and toss them both out of the airplane.

As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says,
'You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard.'

 

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 Posted: 05:56 am

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::rotfl:::rotfl:

As they're falling toward the ground, the parrot turns to the man and says,
'You know, for someone who can't fly, you're kind of a mouthy bastard.'


 

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