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 Posted: 02:19 am

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Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset...

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 Posted: 04:08 pm

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Settle down UTR.........

I get confused when I totally agree with you:giantgrin:




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 Posted: 11:17 pm

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That's weird.
I put a smiley in here, and it bitched about how I had to "fill in all required fields"
(when did Frank install the IRS tax form ?)

When I added a period to make Frank's form happy, I posted and got NOTHING.

So now I'm editing it to ADD the smiley I had in in the first place.

Good post, utr!

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 Posted: 02:09 am

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Now that's the best incentive plan to come along in a long while!!! ::dancea::

Of course taking it one step further, it would most likely be advantageous for the Airlines to run two sets of planes for all destinations. One plane with female dancers for the men to wherever, & another plane with "male" dancers for the ladies going to the same destinations! ::sgrin::

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 Posted: 02:45 am

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I'm jumping on Cars airplane!

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