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KarazePapa Original500© Member  Montana Mountain Man
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Said a President thought to give pecks To areas other than necks "Although it's most sultry it isn't adult'ry I'm not even sure that it's sex." ----------------------------------------- There was an old pirate named Bates Who was learning to rumba on skates. He fell on his cutlass Which rendered him nutless And practically useless on dates. -------------------------------------------- An epileptic young woman named Camp Was seduced on her couch by a tramp But the first time he squeezed her She had a Grand seizure And broke both his balls and a lamp. --------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little Sheep, With the Sheep she went to sleep. Sheep Turned out to be a RAM, And Mary had a little Lamb. ------------------------------------------------- There was a young gigolo named Bruno Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know. While women are fine, And sheep are divine, Lama's are numero uno!" ------------------------------------------------------ There once was a barmaid named Gale, On whose breasts was the menu for ale. But since she was kind, For the sake of the blind, On her ass it was printed in Braille. ---------------------------------------------------- Jack was nimble Jack was quick But Jill preferred the candlestick! --------------------------------------------------- and the last one: -- There was a young gal from Montana Who had an affair with a banana. She hugged it and squeezed it, Loved it and teased it, and said "It tastes better than a mana."
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librtyhead Original500© Member 
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Those are great I will commit them to memory! heres one There once was a man from St.Clair who was screwin a girl on the stair on the 48th stroke the banister broke and he finished her off in the air!
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