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 Posted: 12:09 am

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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in [size=Catholic][size=][size=School][size=.

 Usually  she] slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

 "Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?
 
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
 
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

 The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
 
A little later, the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"
 
But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.

 Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,"Very Good. 
The Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had  her twenty third child?" Again, Johnny came to the
 Rescue.
 
This time, Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
 
The Nun fainted.

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::chuckle::  I love little Johnny jokes. :giantgrin:

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The good catholic boy that you are. Did Father Miller tell you this one. Good one HS.

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