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cynicalninja wrote: Brian wrote: Lady Cop wrote: He’s been taken into custody by Miguel Pereira, bail bondsman of YOU RING WE SPRING Bail Bonds.

:rotfl:oh stop, i'm going to cry!

Is it just me, or does "You Ring We Spring Bail Bonds" sound like something that came out of a Simpsons episode?  (I suppose there's some irony in that.  )


As long as O.J's attorney isn't Lionel Hutz..............

Lionel Hutz - "Well your the judge and I'm the...............law......talking..........guy"

Judge - "You mean the lawyer ?"

Lionel Hutz "...............yes !........judge I'd like to move for a bad.......court......thingy"

Judge - "You mean a mistrial ?"

Lionel Hutz - "...................yes !"

Judge - "Mr Hutz, are you aware that you are not wearing any pants ?"

Lionel Hutz - "Aaaaarrrgghh !" 

 

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I have this daydream fantasy of O.J.'s new trial, he asks to approach the bench, carrying an expensive ballpoint pen he's using to take notes.  He stumbles and the pen plunges into the side of his neck tearing the jugular vein and the carotid artery.  As he lies there dying and whispering "I didn't kill Nicole", no one bothers to hold pressure over his neck, yet they all stand over him with very concerned expressions on their faces, he bleeds out.

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god, i love creative writing! ::appl::





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From your lips to Gods ears I could think of nothing better. ::thumbs::

I have this daydream fantasy of O.J.'s new trial, he asks to approach the bench, carrying an expensive ballpoint pen he's using to take notes.  He stumbles and the pen plunges into the side of his neck tearing the jugular vein and the carotid artery.  As he lies there dying and whispering "I didn't kill Nicole", no one bothers to hold pressure over his neck, yet they all stand over him with very concerned expressions on their faces, he bleeds out.

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his new bond requires $37,000. cash. gee, i wonder where the poor broke guy is getting it? what are greens fees?  and fred goldman may want a shot at that money.





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:lmao:::rotfl::



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today, march 7, was preliminary hearing in vegas. his lawyers presented a boatload of motions to dismiss the charges. every one was denied. ::sgrin::

the trial, originally scheduled for april 7, has been moved up to sept. 8. the judge said there will be NO MORE continuances.






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I'm doing the happy dance..:banana:::bshake::::appl::::dancefool::::danced::::dancefool::::appl::

today, march 7, was preliminary hearing in vegas. his lawyers presented a boatload of motions to dismiss the charges. every one was denied. ::sgrin::

the trial, originally scheduled for april 7, has been moved up to sept. 8. the judge said there will be NO MORE continuances.













 




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