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(If one of you male whackos says he's a meat mallet, I'll fillet you like the flounder you are.  I mean, what can you do with a meat mallet but pound your "meat"?)

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I'll start!

I'm a LEMON SQUEEZER.

Yep, I have squeezed a lot of lemons in my life.  Of course, I tried to help them become lemonade, but a lemon will not change into lemonade unless he wants to.  That's the law of the produce isle and human relationships, Folks.  Once a lemon, always a lemon.





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OK, I'll play... I'm the George Foreman Grill!  I like to trim the fat off 'em and leave 'em fit and juicy.  I grill 'em all day long until they are roasted and toasted!


:haha:Oh yeah....I'm hot too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa


(Ok, not that hot.)::chuckle::




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Saint wrote: OK, I'll play... I'm the George Foreman Grill!  I like to trim the fat off 'em and leave 'em fit and juicy.  I grill 'em all day long until they are roasted and toasted!


:haha:Oh yeah....I'm hot too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa


(Ok, not that hot.)::chuckle::


Glad to hear about your expertise with "grilling," Saint.  Seems you leave women "well done" and ready for more.  I also see you're very modest.

NOT!

:lmao:




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My solar oven. Like my solar house and the primordial power of the Sun. I've actually got two Global Sun Ovens. They work great above 40*F here in central/south Colorado. Really great for non-dry whole chicken sprinkled all over with Cajun Seasoning. Great for zucchini bread, too. Even sauces right from the gardens in the Earthship, hard rock music grown, vegetables. Nothing like being natural with the gardens and the sun for living the ecologically motivated life. Away from the 1970-2007 aerial views of what used to be cities or towns, now cancerous monsters.
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You've been watching reruns of the Dating Game again, haven't you, Britt?
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cdmead wrote: You've been watching reruns of the Dating Game again, haven't you, Britt?

HAHAHAHA.

Yep, just not "making whoopie," hee-haw!




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moguitar wrote: My solar oven. Like my solar house and the primordial power of the Sun. I've actually got two Global Sun Ovens. They work great above 40*F here in central/south Colorado. Really great for non-dry whole chicken sprinkled all over with Cajun Seasoning. Great for zucchini bread, too. Even sauces right from the gardens in the Earthship, hard rock music grown, vegetables. Nothing like being natural with the gardens and the sun for living the ecologically motivated life. Away from the 1970-2007 aerial views of what used to be cities or towns, now cancerous monsters.

Solar ovens are cool, moguitar.  I built one in high school and it worked great.  Worst part was creating just the right angle of parabola, ha-ha.  (Mine was parabolic, with a concentrated beam of over 350 degrees F.)  Of course, it could only cook a cupcake or some other small thing that would fit within the concentrated beam of heat, but it was neat-o.  Later, I learned you can just make a highly-insulated box, pfft. 

Way cool!

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I was going to say can opener but that is too much like meat mallet...::chuckle::

 

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Mercurynut wrote: I was going to say can opener but that is too much like meat mallet...::chuckle::

 

A good relationship is like a blender. You can take a little of his personality and likes and combine it with hers then blend it into something new where the whole becomes greater than the sum of its ingredients.


See, just when I think you are a green-baby hustler fishing for girlfriends, you say something sweet like this!

That is so warm and fuzzy of you, Mercurynut.

See, Hamster DID have a positive effect on you.

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I guess I will take that as a compliment. :think:
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The Spatula! Everytime I got close to a window my Mother would whack me w/it .I was just doing what Bat-man did! And the Green Hornet!..............she never understood...:)....and thats why I type today............standing up!::chuckle::...........in my spider-man pants.
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Everything I think of feels perverted.

Egg beater
Corn holder
BBQ brush


It's hopeless...




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::chuckle::.........they are all tools of Satan when ya really look at it.
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Probably a peeler. I like to get down to the layers and peel away the skin. :giantgrin:




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Saint wrote: OK, I'll play... I'm the George Foreman Grill!  I like to trim the fat off 'em and leave 'em fit and juicy.  I grill 'em all day long until they are roasted and toasted!


:haha:Oh yeah....I'm hot too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaa


(Ok, not that hot.)::chuckle::


Why do I think of "Right said Fred"...............with kitchen utensils now!......:rotfl:

I'm to sexy for my spoon

To sexy for this room

To sexy for my walk on the cat-walk.  

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